"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them." - Samuel Palmer

people in cars cause accidents, accidents in cars cause people.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." - George Bernard Shaw

"And I make no apology for linking my thinking with computer technology." - Maxi Jazz

"The world is run by C students." - Al McGuire

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

"My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tells you." - Benjamin Jowett

"Kids need to start thinking for themselves. Not to be like their friends that think they're individuals. I don't want you to be like us, I want you to be like you." - Marilyn Manson

"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa

"The truly educated can listen to any view without losing their temper or self-confidence." - Robert Frost

"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"He who hides his madman, dies voiceless." - Henri Michaux

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

"I don't like the human race in general. We are the only species who hunt for sport, who kill due to emotional need." - Peter Steele

"For the works of the creative spirit last, they are essentially imperishable, while the world-stirring historical activities of even the most eminent men are circumscribed by time. Napolean is dead - but Beethoven lives." - Bruno Walter

"The only thing in college you need to figure out is how to balance school and drugs." - Popcorn

"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brains cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Theodor Seuss Geisel

"C'mon, we're all intelligent guys. We can get drunk every night." -Keith Peterson

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." - Jimi Hendrix

The only risks we regret in life are the ones we never take.

"She thinks her money is her money, and my money is our money." - Cornelius DeRamos

"We must be getting old. If we were at a party like this in college we would just plant ourselves by the keg and get wasted. Now all we want to do is go home and go to bed." - Jason Henderson, NYE 2001

"But why think about that when all the golden land's ahead of you and all kinds of unforseen events wait lurking to surprise you and make you glad you're alive to see?" -Jack Kerouac

"Most people are just smart enough to realize they're stupid, and it pisses the hell out of them." - Alan of Fleet Farm

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

"We have MTV. Who needs religion?" - Doug Huff

"Government that governs least governs best." - Thomas Jefferson

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

No matter how often we say money doesn't buy happiness, we are always willing to give it another chance.

"Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking towards me, without hurrying." - Jean Cocteau

"Somehow I'm actually getting women. I don't know what the fucking deal is." - Jim Alexander

"Sometimes I feel like the corner in the circle." - Erik Lange

"I want to do something that matters." - Trent Reznor

"Don't find the one you can live with, find the one you can't live without." - Dad

The goal of physicists is to find a use for every possible branch of mathematics. The goal of mathematicians is to invent a new field of mathematics that has absolutely no practical use.

"Religion is the opiate of the masses." - Karl Marx

Revel in your time.

"I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them." - Galileo Galilie

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand and harder to modify.

"I wear this fucking mask because you cannot handle me." - Marilyn Manson

If life is a tragedy to those who feel, it is a comedy to those who think.

"What is the nature of God? His nature is entirely dependent upon the age or culture that has reinvented him." - Solomon Skink

"It is enough for me to contemplate the mystery of conscious life, perpetuating itself through all eternity; to reflect upon the marvelous structure of the Universe; and to try humbly to comprehend even an infinitesimal part of the intelligence manifested in nature." - Albert Einstein

"None of you will ever know what I am thinking." - Kurt Cobain

"The race of life does not go to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; there is no bread for the wise, wealth for the intelligent, nor favor for the learned; all are subject to time and mischance." - Ecclesiates 9:11

"The chief enemy of creativity is 'good taste.' " - Pablo Picasso

"My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose...I suspect that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of, or can be dreamed of, in any philosophy. That is...why I have no philosophy myself, and must be my excuse for dreaming." - J.B.S. Haldane

"I could care less what people think." - Rob Zombie

Every now and then say, "what the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"I'm not going to change my ways just because of the fucking law." - Matt Meyer

"I play music. People are affected by the music I play. That doesn't mean I direct traffic! That doesn't mean I put a knife in anybody's hand and tell 'em to go kill somebody!" - Charles Manson

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed a little easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson